The Legend of El Oso Blanco (Evan Gattis)Evan Gattis has been called the Chuck Norris of baseball. His legend has been growing since the day he entered Spring Training with the Atlanta Braves.
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Facts About El Oso Blanco (Evan Gattis)
Evan Gattis played baseball in the Venezuelan Winter League where he earned the nick name El Oso Blanco (The White Bear).
Some say that Evan Gattis is a super hero whose secret identity is Chuck Norris.
Evan Gattis doesn't hit home runs, thrown balls see his bat and run as fast as they can in the opposite direction.
Trees cut themselves down hoping to one day be Evan Gattis's bat.
Whenever you see a shooting star, it's actually a home run hit by Evan Gattis.
Everytime Evan Gattis hits a baseball, a new universe is created from the Big Bang.
The Earth's rotation is governed by the direction Evan Gattis is walking.
When you see lightning, the sound you here isn't thunder, it's the crack of Evan Gattis's bat.
Evan Gattis doesn't turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Evan Gattis doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
Evan Gattis has a bear skin rug in his living room, the bear isn't dead, it's just too terrified to move.
When mice see Evan Gattis, they jump on chairs.
Evan Gattis is never faced with danger, danger is faced with Evan Gattis.
When Evan Gattis watches a horror movie, he doesn't scream, the movie does.
Evan Gattis doesn't read, he just stares at the book until he gets the information he wants.
Evan Gattis has no shadow because he shadowboxed it to death.
Evan Gattis doesn't have near death experiences, Death has near Evan Gattis experiences.
Evan Gattis once had to face reality, reality lost.
Evan Gattis was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after 3 hours of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.
Evan Gattis can slam a revolving door.
You can tell when Evan Gattis has visited a forest because it will be petrified.
When it rains, Evan Gattis dosn't need an umbrella, the rain knows not to hit him.
Monsters check their closets for Evan Gattis.
The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Evan Gattis.
Evan Gattis played baseball in the Venezuelan Winter League where he earned the nick name El Oso Blanco (The White Bear).
Some say that Evan Gattis is a super hero whose secret identity is Chuck Norris.
Evan Gattis doesn't hit home runs, thrown balls see his bat and run as fast as they can in the opposite direction.
Trees cut themselves down hoping to one day be Evan Gattis's bat.
Whenever you see a shooting star, it's actually a home run hit by Evan Gattis.
Everytime Evan Gattis hits a baseball, a new universe is created from the Big Bang.
The Earth's rotation is governed by the direction Evan Gattis is walking.
When you see lightning, the sound you here isn't thunder, it's the crack of Evan Gattis's bat.
Evan Gattis doesn't turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries.
Evan Gattis doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
Evan Gattis has a bear skin rug in his living room, the bear isn't dead, it's just too terrified to move.
When mice see Evan Gattis, they jump on chairs.
Evan Gattis is never faced with danger, danger is faced with Evan Gattis.
When Evan Gattis watches a horror movie, he doesn't scream, the movie does.
Evan Gattis doesn't read, he just stares at the book until he gets the information he wants.
Evan Gattis has no shadow because he shadowboxed it to death.
Evan Gattis doesn't have near death experiences, Death has near Evan Gattis experiences.
Evan Gattis once had to face reality, reality lost.
Evan Gattis was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after 3 hours of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.
Evan Gattis can slam a revolving door.
You can tell when Evan Gattis has visited a forest because it will be petrified.
When it rains, Evan Gattis dosn't need an umbrella, the rain knows not to hit him.
Monsters check their closets for Evan Gattis.
The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Evan Gattis.